A few things

Taking a page out of Danni's book, I've decided to share a few things about me. You may know some and you may wish you hadn't found out others.

• I have a really hard time moving on after someone wrongs me or a family member. I just can't get past it without an apology and some time.
• I HATE being cold. I'd rather be sweating than freezing. I have 6 blankets on my bed.
• I only sleep in my undies. I don't like feeling confined while sleeping.
• I don't wear g strings to bed and I don't wear granny panties out of the house.
• I hate cleaning, but once I start, I can't stop until its spotless.
• I love brussel sprouts. Always have.
• I fake orgasms. A lot.
  
• My phone is always on me, but I ignore a lot of calls on purpose.
• I can find anything monkey anywhere. And I ask H to buy it for me too for my birthday/christmas/anniversary/ valentines day/whatever.
• I won't talk shit behind your back, but if you ask what I think about something, you better be prepared for me to give you the God honest truth.
• I'm SUPER loyal, but wrong me once, I'll never trust you fully again. Ever.
• I love to flirt. I won't act on it, but I like the attention.
• I will go out of my way to prove I'm right if I know I'm right. If I'm wrong, I will try to apologize.
• I don't care if you like me or not as long as I know it. I HATE fake people.
• I'll give until it hurts, but I expect the same in return.
• People piss me off. I like watching them but HATE dealing with them. And I work at the Customer Service Counter.
• I WILL notice when something isn't perfect. I might not say anything about it, but it will bother me. Don't worry, I don't mess with your bathroom though.
• I've wanted kids since I was 17 and met Adam. The only thing that made us be safe was proving it to my Grandma. And I showed her.
• I hate paying full price for anything. I love consignment shops and the dollar stores.
• I love cooking and baking, but not every night. Just try to make me.
• I drive fast and always in the fast lane, but don't tap your brakes on me. It only makes me ride your ass more. But, I will slam my brakes on someone behind me.
• Don't tell me what to do. Especially if you are telling me to chill or relax. It will only piss me off more.
• I NEVER back down from a fight. NEVER.
• I swear like a truck driving sailor. Deal with it.
• I hate it when skinny bitches whine about being so skinny. Eat a fucking and STFU.
• My mother in law is the devil. She will go out of her way to find things wrong with me, my family, or what I say or do. And if I'm ever presented with the chance, I will make her eat her words. And I hope she chokes on them.
• I love my dad to death, but he's dumber than a box of rocks. The guy has screwed up the best of relationships all on his own. No one has ever needed to help him.
• I miss the newness of new relationships. That "butterflies-in-the-belly-OMG-what-am-I-going-to-wear-and-will-he-like-it" feeling
• I like oral sex more than anything else. Yes, both giving and receiving.
• I'm willing to be DD. I'd rather drink at home.
• I don't like groups of strange guys and if Adam isn't around, but his friends are, I'll cling to them to keep me safe.
• I wish nothing but the worst for my ex's. Especially the ones from here in Minnesota. I wish them Herpes and loss of sex drive.
• As much as my husband and I fight, I love the hell out of him. I will never leave no matter how many times I threaten it. And he knows this.
• The only thing I want to be in this whole world besides a wife, is a mom. I don't like working for a boss.
• and finally, I never give up. My goals are are my goals for life.